John Jones



Overview

HM, The Archbishop of Canterbury, John Almighty is an MP based in Banbury. John has had multiple times in cabinet, is a former Labour Party leader, Former Deputy Speaker of the House of Commons, and Current Clerk of the House. John owns a well-known company called John Corp. ALL PRAISE JOHN, LONG MAY JOHN REIGN!

John's time in Cabinet

John served as the 29th Foreign Secretary in the United Kingdom, from 3/10/2020-7/11/2020

John also served in the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer, from 10/1/2021-12/1/2021. This makes John the joint record holder of shortest time in this position.

John aspires to be the first Minister of Humour. John deserves this position due to the daily jokes, which have continued since the 12/02/2020 - PRES

Labour Party

John was known for loving the Labour Party. John frequently advertised and recruited members. And was in charge of the elections for a time, in which John created a spreadsheet, which contains election information. This started a tradition of naming party members who were not running, known only as NAME AND SHAME TIME.

Soon after John joined the party, John and another new member both ran in a party leadership race, neither would have made it past the second round. However before the first round ended, they both conceded. Neither was aware of the other's plan.

Before being Party Leader, John was the deputy leader under Steven Gerrard. He served in this position during 12/1/2021-1/2/2021. After which John was voted to become party leader, serving during 1/2/2021-20/2/2021

Deputy Speaker

John Almighty was voted in as the Commons' deputy speaker on 23/2/2021. John chaired several debates and resigned on 2/4/2021. Then, only 10 days after, became Clerk of the House, sitting in multiple debates and Prime Minister's Questions to advise the chair on the relevant Standing Orders.

John has sat in the same position once again as Deputy Speaker at some point. John only served for a short turn before swapping the Chair back for the Desk

John Corp

John started a news company originally called 'The Life of John Jones'. In which John would tell people about achievements in-game. However as John's love for journalism and popularity grew, it rebranded as 'John Corp'. In which articles would sometimes be written about the day's events. On 7/2/2021 a new, daily series entitled Jokes with John started. In this, a joke would be posted each day. After just 4 days a moderator posted on the White House server a reminder to keep newspaper posts relevant. There was a large community who stood by John in order to keep Jokes with John going. However, no joke posts have been made in-game. Yet Jokes with John still continues in the John Corp discord server. This server has welcomed all, for news and other stuff, including Former and Present Labour leaders, the Prime Minister, and the President of the Russian Federation. John Corp. continues to grow, now inhabiting the Isle of Staffa as a base.