First United States Presidential Election

The First Presidential Election  began on January 22nd, 2019 and ran until February 3rd of the same year. Modern Whig Party candidate Marilyn Manson of Alaska faced Worker's Party candidate Aleden2828 of California, Democratic Party candidate Patrick Higgins of Texas, and National Unity Party candidate Barnes of Pennsylvania. The Whig Party secured 23 states and 322 electoral votes, while the Worker's Party secured 19 states and 176 electoral votes. The National Unity Party secured 3 states and 29 electoral votes. The Democratic Party secured 2 states and 8 electoral votes.The result of the election is being challenged by idiots from the Worker's Party after it was revealed that Marilyn Manson was donated millions of dollars in campaign funds from Helga Coniglietto-Manson, his relative, a Member of Parliament from the United Kingdom.